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i've figured out why i enjoy watching jersey shore so much. at first glance, jersey shore really isn't a great show. it's like a poor man's real world, very niche market. but to some extent there is mass appeal in the sense that all of us at one point or another acted like idiots and drank more than we probably should have. and therein lies my attraction to the drug that is jersey shore.

put plainly, i enjoy watching jersey shore because i feel better about myself after watching the show. the people on the show do stupid shit day in and day out. which isn't bad. i can even see myself doing stuff like that...in college. i found out that mike and pauly d are 27 and 28 respectively. wow. i am so glad i will not be mike in 3 years.

i'd like to reference a routine that mike and pauly have observed religiously from day 1: gym, tan, laundary. yes. it is as dumb as it sounds. these kids hit the gym for several hours a day, follow that up with a session at that salon and pick up their dry cleaning. good for them. at this point in their life, if this is the culmination of close to 30 years of living, these kids are going to be forgotten by the time the jersey shore is over.

and let me air out a few more comments and thoughts. we'll do it rapid fire because there really is no need to expand. snooki is growing on me. vinny is a normal kid i could kick it with. ronnie is a good dude. sam is the biggest drama queen i have ever met. if you sneeze in her presence she will hold it against you.